tiny blimp dragon

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
No one.

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

(Source: trollingchannel, via dokidokiprincesschan)

beka-lou:

I love when non-con people ask me about cons and say “conference” instead of “convention.” Yes, I was at the Anime Conference, where we discussed very important Anime Business and charted our plans for future Anime Activities.

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copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

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wolfeyesxvx:

i could write a book about all the stuff i deal with daily as a barista.

featuring stories such as:

really, motherfucker? we close in two minutes, you got a frappé, and you didn’t tip?

get off your phone or i will break it

it is half an hour past closing and you are still here. why is this?

no, i cannot make a no-foam cappuccino.

oh hell no, you did not refer to me as “the gay one” to my partner who is also my coworker.

if you are a regular, we have a nickname for you.

i do not speak starbucks. we have small, medium, and large, and that macchiato is not what you think it is.

we are not a deli or gelato bar. don’t act like i have done you wrong for not having a wider selection of sandwiches.

remove your devil child from my shop before it gets any dirtier.

our coffee is imported from italy. yes, it is worth the extra dollar a shot.

you ordered a large soy quad shot multiple flavor latte. it is literally not my fault that you owe me over six dollars.

i am the only person working right now. it will take longer than two seconds for you to get your drink, and sighing loudly or tapping your foot will not make things go faster.

i am paid less than minimum wage. please tip me so i can buy dinner.

you really don’t get that a large caramel macchiato is going to be vaguely coffee flavored sugary milk, do you?

my piercings are none of your concern and do not affect how i make your drink whatsoever.

you ordered a frappé AND tipped??? i may kiss you.

how in the world did half of your muffin end up on the floor?

you shake the sugar packet before opening it.

and more!

.__.

malkatz:

i like how the entire fandom forgot about this moment

m0n0bear:

wisdom from jade harley

Apparently, in the 18-day period when Joss Whedon was supposed to be taking a break and cooling down between filming and editing the Avengers, he decided to make an impromptu film adaptation of “Much Ado About Nothing”.

calvinandhobbit:

homestuckresources:

Anonymous asked homestuckresources:

make both of the “is there a good chance of us finding the burger king” ask and the “i found the burger king” ask rebloggble together

yeah i think this deserves to be rebloggable tbh holy fucking shit

(via theshippingwall)

kitkatkittycat:

Dave, taking selfies makes you the hugest dork ever. I think everyone needs these on their dash.

(via theshippingwall)