tiny blimp dragon
connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90s rap but marg is more into grunge

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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blue-voids:

the octopus is an important and misunderstood creature. good job, octopus. keep doing what you’re doing man.

bettycrocker:

a cute

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

wimblywomblys:

Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.

A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.

Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.

It’s a humerus, people.

Hank, we can’t know its name for sure. No one can. This is something we’ll only discover if and when we invent magic machines that can see inside of human bodies, or if parts of human bodies are someday able “survive death” in such a way that it’s possible to examine the bones of a human corpse. Until then, we’ll just have to speculate that it might be a femur.

songofsunset:

songofsunset:

WHERE IS MY 32 OZ JAR OF NUTELLA BRING IT TO ME

For the record.